I realize that everyone has their own personal taste when it comes to cars, so apologies in advance if I heckle any cars that you personally find to be attractive. That said, my husband has been down with strep throat for almost a week and all my creative energy is gone at the moment, so this is the best I could come up with. I’ll try to do better next week!

1) Nissan Cube. Oh mylanta this car is hideous. I can barely stand to look at it, let alone imagine owning it. FUGLY.

2011 Cube. It looks like a Barbie Minivan.

2) Volkswagen Beetle. I know they were super popular way back when, and when they made their reappearance (I think I was in high school) they had their share of die-hard devotees. Still, I’ve never thought they were attractive or practical, and I’ve seen enough new beetles with variations of tacky vanity plates to last me a lifetime.

Siiiiiiiighhhh…

3) Minivans. ANY minivans. I hate them, I will never drive one, you couldn’t even give me one. I would immediately sell it and buy something equally as practical, that doesn’t scream “soccer mom” or “I inherited this from my parents.” I mean, if you’re going to drive one you might as well go all the way and get a few bumper stickers a’la “My honor student can beat up your honor student” or those tacky stick-figure family stickers. You know the ones.

Barf.

4) A Lamborghini. I know, fat chance I’d ever even be able to afford one, but still. If I DID have that kind of money, I’d burn it before I bought such a fugly car. Okay, maybe that’s a little extreme, but…you get the point. Hate ‘em.

The only people who drive these wish they were either a) Batman or b) a Transformer.

5) PT Cruisers. I don’t know who thought these were a good idea, and I have no idea why they were ever popular, but I remember my first thought when they first starting producing them. “Holy crap, that looks like a station wagon/hearse hybrid.” I still hold to that opinion.

You’re reeeeeally not fooling anyone with that spoiler, dude.

Anyway, that’s it. There are PLENTY more cars I’d never be caught dead in, but these are the five that came to mind first. Feel free to share your least favorite cars in the comments!

TGIF and have a great weekend!