I know, I know, I haven’t blogged in forever and a day. And a half.

And I’m not really planning on it today, either, but I ran across something online that I just have to comment on.

I would like to know who in their right mind told poor Whitney Port that this would be an attractive way to pose for the cover of her book:

“Dear, could you make your right leg look a bit more gimpy? Yes…just twist it at the most awkward angle you can think of…perfect. Now, if you could also stick that same hip out, and put your hands on your waist…good. PERFECT!”

I would have demanded to have a new picture taken, one in which I didn’t look gimpy and pigeon-toed. I’m not sure who decided that’s the picture of beauty and elegance, but really, it just makes her look like she forgot to wear her leg braces as a kid. I’ve seen her on television, too…she’s actually a very tall (5’10″!), thin, attractive girl…

…Who needs to hire a new photographer.

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